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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Welp, looks like no one's getting any relaxation today.

Because right now there is a very angry Italian trudging around, kicking doors open and growling at shipmates. If you are lucky, you have two options: one, you're buff and terrifying; two, you're a lovely lady. The former will be avoided at all costs, the latter will be catcalled and flirted with. To anyone not so lucky? You will be berated, glared at and subject to obscene gestures.

Welcome to Lovino Vargas's panic mechanism.]

Comments

[garantundkraft]

::What about pasty white and German Prussian? What response does that get him?

Especially since the moment he sees who has kicked open his door, he is instantly in Cute Person Response Mode.::

ITACHENNNNN~ You're here too? ::He gon' get things thrown at him if he tries to come any closer, isn't he?::

[io_non_ti_invidio]

Wh- FUCK!

[WRONG DOOR TO KICK OPEN, LOVI. HE'S BACKING THE FUCK OUT.]

I'm gonna kick you if you come any closer, damnit!

[garantundkraft]

::HIS FEELINGS. HIS POOR, AWESOME FEELINGS. WHY DO YOU CRUSH THEM SO?

Yeah, Romano, you should know he's gonna come closer. Unsavoury Prussians, you know. Can't trust 'em to follow good instructions.::

Ah, c'mon! What's wrong? You're the one who came busting down my door!

[io_non_ti_invidio]

I was trying to find a way out! Some kinda portal or something! [Facepalm.] Fuck, that sounds so stupid. Whatever, just... go back to what you were doing.

[garantundkraft]

No way! I'm bored now. ::He sneezes, as if that will prove his extreme boredom with everything.:: So I'm coming with you!

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[...Have the most unimpressed look in the history of unimpressed-ness.]

Fuck no.

[garantundkraft]

::He'll see your unimpressed look and raise you a, "Bitch, please," look.::

Try and stop me, Itachen.

[guiltapalooza]

[Here's a lovely lady, but she's not thrilled about being flirted with. She's gay and taken. He gets a stern frown in response.]

Could we maybe skip the post-death existential affirming-my-reality-through-romance crisis and say we didn't?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Spoiler: He's gay too.

He shrugs.] Or we can not skip it and say we did. What, got a boyfriend?

[guiltapalooza]

[Oh good, this will be fun, then.]

A girlfriend, [she counters, confident but not sharp.] Who I love very much. So you're barking up the wrong tree, buddy.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

...Oh.

[The pride he handles this with would make Johnny Bravo proud.]

Can you tell me where I am and what's going on, then?

[guiltapalooza]

[lol Johnny Bravo. But Willow seems ready to let the topic go, and moves right on into exposition without pause or awkwardness.]

Sure, but you're not gonna like it. You... probably remember dying, right? [Maybe she can slide into this explanation...]

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[He scrunches up his nose.] Not really. I mean.. not dying dying. I remember getting a couple gunshots to the chest, but that shouldn't be able to kill me.

...Did it?

i'm gonna regret this

[softlyshy]

[ What if you're a pony? That will squeak and get out of his way very quickly? ]

no one should regret this

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Then he'll.... stare.

And stare a lot.

Like a lot a lot.

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....What the fuck?

then i won't |D

[softlyshy]

E-eeck! [ She tried to hide her face behind her hooves before peaking through them. ]

I'm sorry. Really!

i almost feel bad for them

[io_non_ti_invidio]

....You're pink.

[That's seriously how slowly he's processing this.]

I... don't |D

[softlyshy]

M-my... Hair i-is...

[ Veeeery hesitantly pulling her hands away. ]

Good choice |D

[io_non_ti_invidio]

You're... a horse.

[He's just going to sit down now and stare.]

[blitzkrieged]

[She was 5 cabins away when Monica heard the commotion outside her own cabin. She took her coat and immediately made her way to the source. She hurriedly sneaked behind the man and cleared her throat.]

Excuse me, is there something bothering you?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[He jumps and spins around to face her.]

Fuck- um- no.

[Really? Really.]

Sorry, did I bug you?

[blitzkrieged]

[She looks at him with a straight face and standing like a soldier]

No. However, other passengers of the ship might feel uncomfortable. Is there something I can do for you?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[And he'll just slouch and shuffle his feet nervously.]

Nah- nevermind. I was looking for... I'll just go.

[He's backing away now.]

[blitzkrieged]

[Monica doesn't get this sort of behavior. But she is sincerely worried for this man. She walks towards him and takes his shoulders with both hands.]

I am a warden of this ship, and it is my duty to help. Now tell me, what were you looking for.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[He tenses up once grabbed and grimaces.]

I'm looking for a way out because I need to make sure my brother is still alive.