Lovino Vargas | Romano | South Italy | Sicily (
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[Welp, looks like no one's getting any relaxation today.
Because right now there is a very angry Italian trudging around, kicking doors open and growling at shipmates. If you are lucky, you have two options: one, you're buff and terrifying; two, you're a lovely lady. The former will be avoided at all costs, the latter will be catcalled and flirted with. To anyone not so lucky? You will be berated, glared at and subject to obscene gestures.
Welcome to Lovino Vargas's panic mechanism.]
Because right now there is a very angry Italian trudging around, kicking doors open and growling at shipmates. If you are lucky, you have two options: one, you're buff and terrifying; two, you're a lovely lady. The former will be avoided at all costs, the latter will be catcalled and flirted with. To anyone not so lucky? You will be berated, glared at and subject to obscene gestures.
Welcome to Lovino Vargas's panic mechanism.]
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::And of course he's following! He didn't get anything thrown at him or kicked or whatever -not that such a thing would really dissuade him- so why not?::
Where are we going? It better not be the mess hall or whatever it's called on a boat; the food is horrible.
Oh! Unless you wanna make me something! Kesesese~
::He could totally go for some delicious pasta.::
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I'm trying to find a way out, stupid. If I'm here, Venneciano is in danger and I'm not gonna just sit here while he gets killed or something.