amateurtimelord: <user name="icontroller" site=livejournal.com> (she gives me agony)
Dave Strider ~ turntechGodhead ([personal profile] amateurtimelord) wrote in [community profile] shapeupship2013-04-21 06:07 pm

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lame
how could those nubby horns be sharp enough
dude has the nubbiest nubby horns
dont think rose died and she got gored by tzs
and lets not get into kanayas horns and the mayor
how the hell did the mayor make it and i died
not even a heroic death
just landed on a pair of the nubbiest horns in paradox space
couldnt be a just death either
unless paradox space is using my life in exchange for everyone elses
so when do i wake up?


[for anyone that happens to walk by Dave's room, he'll be muttering this all to himself as he types it]
crabkind: (my father took me into the city)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:12 am (UTC)(link)

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY MY HORNS STABBED YOU. IF ANYTHING, *I* SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO WAS KILLED BY YOU, BECAUSE YOUR FAT ASS LANDED ON ME.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SLANDERING BULLSHIT STRIDER. SERIOUSLY.
crabkind: (when i was a young boy)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:19 am (UTC)(link)

HELL NO. I WOULDN'T DIE FROM SOME PUSSY DEATH LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY YOU. OR BEING STABBED WITH HORNS.
YOU'RE SAYING YOU SAW JOHN. SO WHEN DID I NOT STAB YOU WITH MY HORNS?
crabkind: (to see a marching band)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:27 am (UTC)(link)

YEAH?
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. IS THAT REALLY WHEN YOU DIED? WAY BACK THEN?
crabkind: (the plans that they have made)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:41 am (UTC)(link)

WONDERFUL. IT'S PROBABLY ME. I'M THE ONE WHO SCREWED EVERYTHING UP AGAIN.
crabkind: (a phantom to lead you)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:48 am (UTC)(link)

YEAH.
...YEAH.


[at least some good will come out of this]
crabkind: (because one day i’ll leave you)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[but then another message comes through before Dave can respond]


BUT WAIT. HOW CAN YOU PROTECT ME...
I MEAN. THE ALPHA KARKAT...
IF YOU DIE FIRST?
crabkind: (my father took me into the city)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 08:54 am (UTC)(link)

IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THIS GODDAMN SHIP?
crabkind: (your demons)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 09:00 am (UTC)(link)

FUCK. YOU'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT THEN, DO YOU?
OKAY. FINE. WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND GET OFF THIS SHIP, MAKE SURE TO TELL THE OTHER KARKAT TO NOT EAT THE BANANA.
DO NOT EAT THE FUCKING BANANA!!!!!!!
crabkind: (the beaten)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 09:06 am (UTC)(link)

DAVE. DAVE. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST DO WHAT I SAY, ALRIGHT?
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I DO NOT INGEST THIS BANANA. AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EVEN LEARN WHAT A BANANA IS! IN FACT, GO AHEAD AND KEEP EVERY LONG SOFT SPONGY THING YOU SEE AWAY FROM MY GODDAMN MOUTH.
Edited 2013-04-22 09:08 (UTC)
crabkind: (in the summer)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 09:14 am (UTC)(link)

I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING. IT'S IMPORTANT, YOU ASSHOLE. JUST DO IT.
WHERE ARE YOU?
crabkind: (and all the non-believers)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 09:25 am (UTC)(link)

I FIGURED THAT, DUMBASS. WHERE'S YOUR ROOM? I'M NOT GOING TO RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES LOOKING FOR YOU.
crabkind: (in the summer)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 09:34 am (UTC)(link)

FUCK YOUR HUMAN HIDE AND SEEK.
I'M COMING NOW THEN. I HOPE YOU'RE DECENT.

[by that, he of course means he hopes there aren't any pails around. and the communicator is off for now.]
crabkind: (my father took me into the city)

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[personal profile] crabkind 2013-04-22 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[KK looks around the door and then peeks inside. looks just like the room he was given. so he just invites himself in and sits next to Dave]

Yo, yourself. Shut up and show me the holes, Strider.

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