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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Welp, looks like no one's getting any relaxation today.

Because right now there is a very angry Italian trudging around, kicking doors open and growling at shipmates. If you are lucky, you have two options: one, you're buff and terrifying; two, you're a lovely lady. The former will be avoided at all costs, the latter will be catcalled and flirted with. To anyone not so lucky? You will be berated, glared at and subject to obscene gestures.

Welcome to Lovino Vargas's panic mechanism.]

Comments

[garantundkraft]

::What about pasty white and German Prussian? What response does that get him?

Especially since the moment he sees who has kicked open his door, he is instantly in Cute Person Response Mode.::

ITACHENNNNN~ You're here too? ::He gon' get things thrown at him if he tries to come any closer, isn't he?::

[guiltapalooza]

[Here's a lovely lady, but she's not thrilled about being flirted with. She's gay and taken. He gets a stern frown in response.]

Could we maybe skip the post-death existential affirming-my-reality-through-romance crisis and say we didn't?

i'm gonna regret this

[softlyshy]

[ What if you're a pony? That will squeak and get out of his way very quickly? ]

[blitzkrieged]

[She was 5 cabins away when Monica heard the commotion outside her own cabin. She took her coat and immediately made her way to the source. She hurriedly sneaked behind the man and cleared her throat.]

Excuse me, is there something bothering you?