crabkind: (and the damned)
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. ([personal profile] crabkind) wrote in [community profile] shapeupship2013-04-18 12:34 am

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WOW. THIS IS HILARIOUS. I AM LITERALLY SITTING HERE AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF OR ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OR DOING WHATEVER SHITTY THINGS YOU PINK-FLESHED ALIENS DO WHEN SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENS.
ACTUALLY, WAIT. NOTHING FUNNY HAS HAPPENED. SO I'M NOT REALLY LAUGHING AT ALL. IN FACT, I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE FUCK I'M ON A SHIP BEING TOLD THAT I'M DEAD. I DON'T REMEMBER DYING. OBVIOUSLY, IT HAPPENED. I GUESS I'M NOT SURPRISED. IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING I HAPPENED TO FUCK UP ON.
OKAY, SO I'M DEAD. SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW.
AM I *REALLY* SUPPOSED TO TRY AND MEND MY WAYS. ARE YOU SHITTING ME. I'M LAUGHING AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME, AT YOUR PROFOUNDLY RIDICULOUS IDEA THAT BETTERING MYSELF WILL ALLOW ME TO BE RAISED FROM THE DEAD AGAIN. WOW. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH SUCH A PERFECT WAY TO SUCKER DEAD LOSERS INTO TAKING CARE OF YOUR GHOST SHIP. I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S BIGGEST VOMIT-INDUCING SACK OF NOOK EXCREMENT AWARD!
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WON'T, I'M GOING TO SIT IN THIS ROOM AND CONTEMPLATE THE FUCKING AFTERLIFE AND WONDER HOW I ROYALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING UP. THANKS.
storesbooks: (Little difficult to follow.)

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[personal profile] storesbooks 2013-05-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to be revived, [he answers, slightly puzzled at his vehemence over this.] If you'd rather, you can go onto the afterlife. That is the third option.

[Aziraphale is maybe the only Warden on board that would advocate giving up on his life if that's what he wants to do.]
storesbooks: (oh dear.)

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[personal profile] storesbooks 2013-05-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[His tone makes Aziraphale concerned. :( Since he doesn't know which options Karkat has heard yet, he lists them all.]

You may return to your life for a second chance, move on to the afterlife, or stay here as a warden yourself and make your own wish. It's up to you. [A moment's silence, then he offers,] I will support you in whatever you wish, Mr. Vantas. It's your fate in the balance and hardly my place to interfere.
storesbooks: (Little difficult to follow.)

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[personal profile] storesbooks 2013-05-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-- yes, of course. That is one of the options.

Are you interested?
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[personal profile] storesbooks 2013-05-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You needn't spend your entire life doing it. You could change your mind later and take one of your other options. And you realize that we do get granted a wish, don't you?