crabkind: (and the damned)
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. ([personal profile] crabkind) wrote in [community profile] shapeupship2013-04-18 12:34 am

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WOW. THIS IS HILARIOUS. I AM LITERALLY SITTING HERE AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF OR ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OR DOING WHATEVER SHITTY THINGS YOU PINK-FLESHED ALIENS DO WHEN SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENS.
ACTUALLY, WAIT. NOTHING FUNNY HAS HAPPENED. SO I'M NOT REALLY LAUGHING AT ALL. IN FACT, I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE FUCK I'M ON A SHIP BEING TOLD THAT I'M DEAD. I DON'T REMEMBER DYING. OBVIOUSLY, IT HAPPENED. I GUESS I'M NOT SURPRISED. IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING I HAPPENED TO FUCK UP ON.
OKAY, SO I'M DEAD. SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW.
AM I *REALLY* SUPPOSED TO TRY AND MEND MY WAYS. ARE YOU SHITTING ME. I'M LAUGHING AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME, AT YOUR PROFOUNDLY RIDICULOUS IDEA THAT BETTERING MYSELF WILL ALLOW ME TO BE RAISED FROM THE DEAD AGAIN. WOW. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH SUCH A PERFECT WAY TO SUCKER DEAD LOSERS INTO TAKING CARE OF YOUR GHOST SHIP. I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S BIGGEST VOMIT-INDUCING SACK OF NOOK EXCREMENT AWARD!
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WON'T, I'M GOING TO SIT IN THIS ROOM AND CONTEMPLATE THE FUCKING AFTERLIFE AND WONDER HOW I ROYALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING UP. THANKS.
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-24 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm glad I made you feel better about it.

And take it easy on the swear words man. (you are talking to a king after all.)
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-25 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I can handle them alright. But I try to shake it off, my Queen will be very unhappy if he hears any conversations with even minimal swearing. My Queen will be furious to say the least.
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-25 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well he won't physically hurt you. Punishments and assassination orders are usually handled by my dungeon keeper and myself.
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-25 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I never really got the grasp of this sarcasm bit. Depends. Will you continue cursing?
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-25 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet your still cursing. A fair warning, that'll get you in trouble.
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-25 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, such terrible language you have. I look forward to meeting you in person.
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[personal profile] king_of_spades 2013-04-25 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck trying!