[there's another pause, and then the computer screen flickers to life. there is Karkat, a gray body, nubby horns and all. this is your inmate!]

Excited to help? Good for you! Why don't you help me by staying the fuck out of my way? I'd rather slice my head open on a fucking sharp rock more than follow your tight-ass rules!

[if it makes you feel better, Az, he would have treated any warden he got the same way]