unionjackoff: (wiping the dirt from his hands)
The United "Pathetic Masochist" Kingdom ([personal profile] unionjackoff) wrote in [community profile] shapeupship2013-04-06 10:11 pm

Dragon on Deck! [action OR prose]

[if you are awake at this hour of the night, you are going to see something really awesome... or really scary, depending on how you look at things. there's a huge red dragon flying close to the ship. It swoops around, darts up high into the sky, then back near the water. it goes forward and comes back... no matter where it goes, the dragon always returns to the ship's side.

most of you are probably wondering what this beast is doing. it can't be here to kill you, right? most of you are already dead. BUT WHO KNOWS. it could be hungry! it could just want to make trouble. or maybe it just wants to tak along.

actually, this dragon is a very restless inmate, one who's tried to keep his secret under wraps so he wouldn't scare the humans. but even his magic cannot last for a week. even he needs to stretch his wings. he won't harm you. in fact, he'll probably ignore you unless you try to hurt him.

if you're his warden, poor you. you get to explain to everyone what the hell is going on]
garantundkraft: (Weißt nicht woher du kommst)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2013-04-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, there's an Austria in my world. Same as there's an England. And same as there's a Prussia in yours."
garantundkraft: (Was hab ich dir getan?)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2013-04-07 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh? No. We're all countries." Heh. Man. If anything, the human race had been in danger from West and him and their allies for a bit there. But not from any race of monsters. Just from how monstrous man can be to their fellow man. "Hungary was Austria's wife for a while, up until the end of the first great war. Then the Austro-Hungarian Empire got broken apart into Austria, Hungary, and a few other smaller countries. And Japan was allies with me and West in the last war."
garantundkraft: (Doch ich find' es nicht)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2013-04-07 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Germany. Ludwig. Whatever you wanna call him. He's my little brother." He misses his stupid younger brother. Ah, damnit. "I wonder how he's doing without me..." There was that scrying pool he'd found with Willow, but... It seemed pointless to waste his time sitting by it and just watching what was happening back home.
garantundkraft: (Brauchst du mich?)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2013-04-07 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
"That's kinda weird. I call my West 'West' because he's to the west of me." Here Prussia presses firmly against a softer feeling scale with one finger to trace a shape. His old borders. "If it were a map, this would be me." And then he moves his finger to draw a shape to the left of the first one... or, rather, to the west. (And a little south too, but who cares about that?) "This is Germany." (Which is actually a little inaccurate, because he should have traced around his own borders again to get Germany's eastern borders.)

A long pause. "Well. It'd be an old map now, I guess. No more Prussia anymore."
garantundkraft: (Wie sich der Zeiger dreht)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2013-04-07 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, actually, he could. He figured Arthur was probably a bit ticklish there. Ooops.

"Uh. Yes. I am actually a country. Well. Was. There's no longer any Prussian government or land called Prussia or a Prussian people. My government was abolished and my land cut up and given away." This would be a bit easier face to face, definitely.
garantundkraft: (Fühlst du mich?)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2013-04-07 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
"It's... complicated." That is a really lame and unawesome explanation. Give him a minute here to think of how to explain this. "I guess I'm more like a spirit. Though with an actual body, not just some sort of ghost. I'm my people and their culture and their land, all in one awesome package!"