2013-05-10

storesbooks: ("Probably a faggot.")

(network - video)

[There's an extremely British, slightly overweight, beaming middle-aged man with a tartan scarf staring into the camera.]

I've finally gotten this working, [he says, self-satisfied.] These contraptions are quite tricky, aren't they?

Well. I must say it's been somewhat slow here, even for me. Would anyone care to join me for a cup of tea and feeding the ducks?

[There's a short pause. Don't ask where the ducks will come from. He'll handwave them up.]

--Dear me, I've entirely forgotten to introduce myself. My name is Aziraphale. I suppose there's no use trying to hide it anymore; I'm an angel. It's lovely to meet you.