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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Welp, looks like no one's getting any relaxation today.

Because right now there is a very angry Italian trudging around, kicking doors open and growling at shipmates. If you are lucky, you have two options: one, you're buff and terrifying; two, you're a lovely lady. The former will be avoided at all costs, the latter will be catcalled and flirted with. To anyone not so lucky? You will be berated, glared at and subject to obscene gestures.

Welcome to Lovino Vargas's panic mechanism.]

Fucking boat food, how does it work [Action // Open!]

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[Despite the span of time (though really, Shinjiro hadn't been paying attention to how long it had been,) the supplies he'd found in the galley hadn't really diminished or grown rotten or-- Anything. Sure, he was on some sort of trans-dimensional, space/time deflecting, ethereal boat full of dead people, sailing around Fuck-Knows-Where-- but at least there could be a half-assed pretext of making sense.

Actually, along that thought-- Why the hell did it have to be a boat?]
( MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH )

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[amateurtimelord]

lame
how could those nubby horns be sharp enough
dude has the nubbiest nubby horns
dont think rose died and she got gored by tzs
and lets not get into kanayas horns and the mayor
how the hell did the mayor make it and i died
not even a heroic death
just landed on a pair of the nubbiest horns in paradox space
couldnt be a just death either
unless paradox space is using my life in exchange for everyone elses
so when do i wake up?

[for anyone that happens to walk by Dave's room, he'll be muttering this all to himself as he types it]