[Jade can tell that Aziraphale is referring to some particular points of theology. He just has no reference for what they might be.] I look forward to hearing you elaborate on that point.
To put it simply, a fonist is a sorcerer of sorts.
[a fonist takes fonons in through his or her fon slots then uses a fon verse to perform a fonic arte. FON FON FON FON FON]
They can be employed in battle. [Jade sighs and adjusts his glasses. He really, REALLY hates explaining.] The particles, fonons, exist at certain frequencies, and each frequency corresponds to an element: light, fire, earth, water, air, and darkness. As well as a mutated seventh fonon associated with healing and memory.
We're at peace, in fact. [After dramatic social and religious upheaval with which he was directly involved. But why share that?] Most people can, to some degree, use fonons for artes, and they have a number of peacetime applications.
Oh, that's much nicer. [A pleased smile.] I try to help where I can, myself. Although sometimes I'm criticized of being overeager to help.
[He turns faintly disapproving by the end, as if he imagines the other half of this argument is actually listening in and he can't let him off the hook.]
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To put it simply, a fonist is a sorcerer of sorts.
[a fonist takes fonons in through his or her fon slots then uses a fon verse to perform a fonic arte. FON FON FON FON FON]
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[FON FON FON is right, which is what makes Aziraphale ask, somewhat dubiously,] A sorcerer? What sort of magic do you do, then?
I'm sure we don't have that at home.
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By taking in particles around me and using certain words, I can cast spells that use the six elements.
[That's a good layman's explanation, right?]
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Six... elements? [Since when were there six?] Are these, erm, battle spells?
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How strange. I've always found fighting rather frightful, and with sorcery... Goodness. You certainly must live in exciting times.
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[He turns faintly disapproving by the end, as if he imagines the other half of this argument is actually listening in and he can't let him off the hook.]